Sunday, February 24, 2008

Bitch is the new black!

Well with the writers strike over, SNL was back in full force tonight with Tina Fey coming back to host the show. The opening skit was the debate making fun of CNN fawning all over Obama and ignoring Hillary and not even letting her answer a question. It was blatant criticizm of the way the media has been so unfair to Clinton.

Later in the show Fey did a guest piece in her old chair on the news segment. It was the most pro Hillary thing we've seen on tv since this entire campaign began. The tv media and the print media are sexist and enormously biased against Hillary daily. This piece by Fey was brilliant. NBC doesn't have it online. Hopefully they'll have a video up eventually. In the meantime here's a good portion of what Tina said, although it's missing some parts:
... and finally the most important women's news item there is, we have our 1st serious female presidential in Hillary Clinton (applause)... and yet women have come so far as feminist that they don't feel obligated to vote for a candidate just because she's a woman, women today feel perfectly free to make what ever choice Oprah tells them to (laughs). Which raises the question, why are ppl abandoning Hillary (impassioned question) for Obama? Some say they are put off by the fact that Hillary can't control her husband, that we would end up with co-presidents... cuz that would be terrible....having 2 intelligent qualified people working together to solve problems.. ich! (laugh). What is it America, are you weirded out because they are married? Then there is the physical....Its like telling Starsky not to talk to Hutch!"....

I want to say something about those calling Hillary a bitch...
Yeah, well she is...but guess what,
so am I, so is she (pointing at Weekend Update news host Amy Poehler)
Deal with it...being a bitch, like Hillary, is good because "bitches get things done."
(Amy says yeah and starts nodding her head in rhythmn and saying more yeahs, uh huhs and a you go girl)
Like back in grammar school, they could have had priests teaching you but no, they had tough old nuns who slept on cots and who can hit ya and you HATE those bitchesBut at the end of the school year you sure KNEW the capital of Vermont!
So COME ON Texas and Ohio
Get on board, it's not too late!...
Bitch is the new Black!
I think that's going to be a new catch phrase for '08

The other day the media reported that the new messiah blew his nose and the audience broke out in applause...I certainly hope Americans wake the hell up before it's too late. This Obama craze is insane.

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